"I can fix that!!"

Don't have a spoon?  I can fix that!       Seatbelt broken?  I can fix that!       New TV too big for the old cabinet?  I can fix that!   No bottle opener?  I can fix that!       Room too dark?  I can fix that!        Electrical problem?  I can fix that!       Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that!       Bookshelf cracking under the weight?  I can fix that!       Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix that!        No ice chest?  I can fix that!       Can't read the ATM screen?  I can fix that!       Car imported from the wrong country?  I can fix that!       Satellite goes out in the rain?  I can fix that!       No stove to heat water for coffee or tea?  I can fix that!       Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix that!       I've Already Fixed This       Display rack falling over?  I can fix that!       ? ? ?       Desk overloaded?  I can fix that!       Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?  I can fix that!       Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix that!       Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?  I can fix that!       Cables falling behind the desk?  I can fix that! Now that's a fantastic idea right there.  I'm gonna do it.  Now.        No skatepark in town?  I can fix that!

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