JibJab 2007 in Review

Dilbert makes me laugh.

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~Chris Stewart~
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Pretty.

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2128043356&size=o

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~Chris Stewart~
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Audi

NOTE: Although many of you know the issues and continued cash cow my Audi was, I maintain that it was an amazing car:  great ride, very safe, looked good... that year just ahd problems.  Here is a testament to the safety of the Audi make:

The VW Vortex forums cough up this one... the Vee Dub guys can be counted upon even when the concern is one of their German brethren.

Here we see the results of a horrific crash in Luxembourg, between an Audi RS6 and...



...an identical RS6? No, it's only one car. This car went airborne at a high rate of speed (to say the least), hit a tree and was cut in half as a result.



They say a true test of a car is how well it gives up its own life to save its driver's, and in this particular crash the Audi did a completely remarkable job. Here we see the driver side -- although the rest of the vehicle is practically obliterated, the driver's area is practically untouched.



And in fact not only did the driver survive, he used his mobile to call for emergency services, and the folks from the ambulance helped him to get out and walk away from the vehicle. He was hospitalized for only a few hours and wound up with little more than a bandage on his pinky.

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~Chris Stewart~
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For the record everyone...

... my job is currently to listen to recorded phone conversation and flag the personal calls.  So far it's been 14 out of 5126...5217...5128. 

So that's why I've been really... active.. in the emails.  That and...



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I just snort-laughed.

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~Chris Stewart~
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TOP QUOTES OF 2007

TOP QUOTES OF 2007

According to Fred R. Shapiro, the editor of the Yale Book of Quotations. (via J-Walk Blog)

1. "Don't Tase me, bro." -- Andrew Meyer

2. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us." -- Lauren Upton

3. "In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country." -- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

4. "That's some nappy-headed hos there." -- Don Imus

5. I don't recall." -- Alberto Gonzales

6. "There's only three things he (Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11." -- Joseph Biden

7. "I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating." -- Harry Reid

8. "(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom." -- Larry Craig

9. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." -- Joe Biden

10. "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." -- Jimmy Carter

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~Chris Stewart~
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