Tuesday, April 20, 2010

NEW Puns!

Thanks to fossils, archaeologists have been able to determine that there once a genetic mutation millions of year ago, causing the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.
As far as we know, this is the first evidence we have ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.

What do you get after playing the lute for 10 hours straight?
Minstrel cramps.
[Ed. Note: Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.]

Did you hear they found a narcissistic male lion whose females had turned on him?
No, really?
Yeah. Course it was his pride that did him in…

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